May 2013
20 posts
rockerfox999:
spicyshimmy:
now that mass effect 3 is finished here are some ideas for bioware to give its characters spinoff games!
COOKING VEGA
CALL OF INTEGRITY
CALIBRATIONS CREED
GRUNT OF WAR
BIOTICSHOCK
HACKETT OUT: NEW OMEGA
TUCHANKA RAIDER
RESIDENT EDI
OMG COOKING VEGA ANYONE WANT EGGS!?!?!?
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i am a big proponent of online chat-based virtual reference services because according to tumblr all the smart people who would be most likely to use a library also hate talking to people in person and using the telephone.
dessida asked: Your blog makes me happy.
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i love how all these single girls i know are like “Honey Boo Boo’s mom is marrieddddd and i’m nooooooot i don’t understaaaaand”
guess what.
you’re shallow.
that’s why.
“The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...”
– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials
(via iaccidentallythepatriarchy)
trying to read Great Gatsby again and fucking christ i still hate Daisy more than possibly anything else on this planet
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nothing like a little fat shaming on my dash to make my day that much better
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
“Delays in air travel annoy the kind of people who can inundate Congress with...”
– Congress Rushes to Aid the Powerful (via azspot)
April 2013
35 posts
“Griffin did as she was told: “I tried Pine-Sol, bleach, I even tried Dawn on...”
– What BP Doesn’t Want You to Know About the 2010 Gulf Spill - Newsweek and The Daily Beast
The symptoms:
Like hundreds, possibly thousands, of workers on the cleanup, Griffin soon fell ill with a cluster of excruciating, bizarre, grotesque ailments. By July, unstoppable muscle spasms were twisting...
index.html for the natural wonder band web page →
annie and the natural wonderband ecological rock and roll for the family
i used to see these guys at the Bronx Zoo as a kid. i honestly can’t figure out if they’re still around because there is like no info about them online but for some reason their website is still up? and it’s is 1990’s internet gold i tell you. every major website design sin is committed.
there’s a big difference between saying “i don’t believe in X” and saying “X isn’t real.”
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the thing i hate most about science fiction is its frequent dependance on AI as “characters” i’m supposed to care about. AI with sentience is still not a real thing, and all AI within fiction are designed, scripted and portrayed by human beings who are deliberately attempting to play on the tendency for humans to anthropomorphize objects. just because a thing appears to think for...
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kongregate can you just make a separate category for all the depressing pixel games about philosophical shit because it will save me a lot of time
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my boyfriend hasn’t heard a whisper about the absurdly hot man who got deported for being too damn fine. my suspicions were correct; as of right now, it is buried in the “not the onion” subreddit from over a week ago. of course he wouldn’t have heard about it.
platypus-at-the-disco:
masterhawki:
mewtwowithaweave:
cross-dressingsatanlobster:
have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg
they did the do
when people get married and go on a honeymoon
they’re doing the do
when people announce they’re trying for a baby
they’re doing the do a lot
...
for all the problems i have with fanfiction.net and all the disparagement i give it, i still seem to bring a lot of joy to teenagers who haven’t gotten an AO3 invite yet
“On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds...”
– Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via tinybows)
what is the deal with House of Anubis?
who has time to watch television? i don’t understand who is like “i’m going to put an hour aside every single week to watch a small bit of story punctuated by aggressive consumerism.” or, as netflix likes to think, who has time to devote AN ENTIRE WEEKEND to watching EVERY SINGLE HOUR-LONG EPISODE of a FIVE SEASON SHOW i mean jesus christ doesn’t anyone have homework...
the point of strip clubs
i’m going to vegas. i would like to go to a male strip club. i’m not going with my 10 besties who are all WOOO girls for my 30th birthday. i don’t want to see a scripted show of musclebound meat heads in fireman overalls constantly pelvis thrusting against bachelorettes to bad music. i just want to go to a club where i can oogle good looking men who hit on me and pay attention to...
“Hey that’s not what the dialogue wheel said!”
– A tale of BioWare RPGs (via sorveharth)
what are all these ugly green boxes in people’s posts
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never go back and read old blog entries it hurts just as much 6 years later as it did the first time
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“I never want to see the amateur level of roller derby dissolve. My involvement...”
– Suzy Hotrod in Pop Quiz Interviews (via derbypursuit)
I would really love it if this were true, but it’s not. Only new, non-WFTDA leagues have the luxury of allowing *anyone* to play, or if you’re a big league like Gotham you can have casual training groups in the practice space you...
birkinsmith:
licking-lampposts:
one of my friends says that he’ll always play as maleshep just because there’s no way that femshep could save the galaxy simply because she’s female
r u fuckin’ serious
i dont think you destroy reapers by putting your penis in them
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