November 2009
29 posts
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Exactly the Problem With Twilight →
this.  just…this.
Nov 30th
ListenI want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
Nov 29th
Nov 25th
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although he probably wants a perfect 10 :(
proofmathisbeautiful: txtsfrmlstnght: (203): The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled “why don’t i have a girlfriend?” the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single LOL I’D HIT THAT
Nov 24th
70 notes
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Nov 24th
1,636 notes
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WatchWatch
L.O.L.
Nov 23rd
Me: OW
Becka: wha?
Me: i’m listening to pink floyd
Me: piper at the gates of dawn
Me: interstellar overdrive
Me: and it does this thing where the music switches back and forth between channels
Me: right and left
Me: and i’m wearing headphones
Me: it was the aural equivalent of a strobe light
Nov 22nd
Nov 21st
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“Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at...”
– Dylan Thomas
Nov 21st
1 tag
"This ISN'T Twilight" →
it is, however, a porno flick. that me and my girlfriends are chipping in to buy. so we can watch it and laugh at how much better the writing is than Twilight.
Nov 20th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
Nov 16th
An Exchange at the Rocky Horror Cast Party
Mary: Dante kind of had a mini crush on the freshman who played Rocky. Cause he's blonde and has muscles. And is a dude.
Me: Well yeah, he's adorable. I think he's cute anyway.
Mary: He is. I'm waiting to watch all the freshman girls throw themselves on him.
Me: Does he know that he's cute?
Mary: Not yet.
Me: Is he straight?
Mary: Pretty sure.
Me: He'll be an asshole by next year.
Mary: Yeah.
Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
Nov 14th
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Nov 11th
FASHEMATICS!!! →
proofmathisbeautiful: meredithnyc: Fashion mathematics. It’s funnier than it sounds.
Nov 9th
12 notes
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THAT'S NOT A WORD EMMETT. TAKE IT OFF THE BOARD. →
Nov 8th
Nov 6th
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Nov 3rd
Vampire Fleshlight? →
i believe they’ve misunderstood what the target market of Twilight is.
Nov 3rd
2 tags
my flatmate brought home a new "skirt"
Leslie: Isn't it great? It's a skirt.
Me: It looks like, have you seen those like compressed animal shaped things, and you drop them in water and it turns into a towel? It looks like one of those.
Leslie: I might wear it as a circle scarf.
Me: Try it as a tube top.
Leslie: It wouldn't work because my boobs would be exposed.
Me: (feeling the fabric) This is a curtain. I want to hang it in the bathroom. In the shower.
Leslie: No, look. (She wears it as a skirt) It would be really cute with like boots and a big necklace.
Me: It would be really cute draped over that lampshade over there.
Nov 3rd
Twitter Exchange of Epic Fangirlishness
Me: spent the last 2 & 1/2 hours writing Uncharted 2 fanfiction. NERD. ALERT.
Naughty Dog: @grab_bag Are you going to post it on your blog?
Me: @Naughty_Dog HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS READ MY BLOG!? AND KNOW I EXIST!? I wasn't before but now I'm totally going to ::dashes off to finish::
Nov 2nd
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