troisenator: My face is still wet from your betrayal; I will wear that forever.
Goldblum-- "Sublime" and "Wacky" →
I was at nerdboyfriend.com and they had a picture from Buckaroo Banzai that had Jeff Goldblum in it and I was like “GRABLDRTBSDFB WHAT I JUST WATCHED THAT.” So I clicked the link and they sent me heeeeere which made my life fabulous.
troisenator: No one knew why she drowned, no one could explain it; the witnesses had just sat around, talking about how it could have happened—each of them with a hand on her head keeping her down, only speculating how she could have drowned with so many people around. why are you narrating my life, chris?
Guess which group I fall in
queenofqeeks: “Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will...
re: the guy from Washington who killed some cops— Dec 02, 2009 Jason Greene said… “They should have shot the fucker in the leg, and then started pulling his nails out…one by one. Then break bones starting with his cranium, feet, femur, and then random others. Now brand him with the badge of the dept’s that lost officers. A few days later wiggle those femurs around...
"Gamer Girls" →
THIS. This is exactly what I’ve been saying. Only, you know, not bitchy sounding.