March 2011
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bringthebeards asked: YOU CAN DO IIIIIIT! I will be praying to Lord Cho for you while I continuously accidently burn myself on scolding hot glass!!
the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have... →
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sabino:
I just read a comment from a 2004 article by the NY Times about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:
She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had...
thenerdgirlcometh asked: kick ass on the skills test tomorrow!
i own something that is described on the label as...
if you thought that it was a cell phone, you are incorrect.
if you thought that it was a bra, you are correct.
“Acrobat”
-As Tall As Lions
“Tonight, ...
February 2011
85 posts
so i guess there's an awards show tonight or...
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thenerdgirlcometh asked: oh yeah, my friend and i went to the museum of sex once while in nyc and saw merkins up close and personal. the ones we saw were covered in rhinestones. they were really pretty. and no worries, i have no one to show my bush off to either. in other news, i'm gonna go pass out in my cough syrup coma now. have a good night!
ktkatattack replied to your post: totally had to look up the definition of “merkin”
and i went to art school for undergrad and grad. it’s weird not to talk about pubes and merkins and/or show them off. i mean, people having sex in somebody’s installation art piece is normal conversation for me.
ohhh ok. yeah no, i considered it for like three seconds but i never was an art model...
totally had to look up the definition of "merkin"
ktkatattack replied to your post: more about red hair genetics (and pubes) than you ever needed to know
you have no idea how entertained i am by having a pube conversation on tumblr. you (the proverbial you) could get a merkin if you really wanted through throw people off.
yeah and who am i gonna be throwing off, i ask you? which people are these that you think i’m flashing my bush to?...
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more about red hair genetics (and pubes) than you...
ktkatattack replied to your post: ktkatattack replied to your post: hairism in my…
now, i wonder if there ARE natural redheads that have mismatched carpets and drapes. it would be weird but i’m curious. in other news, in case you haven’t heard, people are idiots.
well it depends a lot on the way your red hair works. the gene for red hair comes in two parts, from the mother and father,...
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ktkatattack replied to your post: hairism in my everyday life
well, that very well may be the first time that any part of me was described as “regular”
BUT IT’S NOT, DON’T YOU SEE!? YOUR BROWN HAIR IS WEIRD. I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT.
srsly though. people have asked me before if the carpet matches the drapes and i’m like “doesn’t yours?” WHY WOULDN’T...
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hairism in my everyday life
oh here’s a funny story. so while carpooling back from the Suburbia bout my friend was talking about how she used to make adult pastries, like these cupcakes with vaginas on them. and she explained how they used orange zest for red hair pubes, lemon zest for blonde, and “chocolate shavings for the regular kind.”
i was like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘REGULAR’...
thenerdgirlcometh asked: so did you enjoy your brand new adorable hippo? there's like some weird website about them but i don't understand what it's all about.
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made biscuits. NOW it's time for Professor Layton
speaking of which, what exactly is he a professor of, anyway?
quick
i have work at 11am tomorrow. do i spend the next hour making biscuits or do i play Professor Layton 3?
bringthebeards asked: yaaaaaaaaay! I love maaaail.
Ok I'm gonna send it out tomorrow hopefully you get it soon and also hopefully it isn't broken somehow. :D
Ok I'm gonna send it out tomorrow hopefully you get it soon and also hopefully it isn't broken somehow. :D
through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered i have fought my way here, to the castle beyond the Goblin City, to take back that which you have stolen from me, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great…
…my kingdom as great…
damn.
i can never remember that line.
"it stopped being fun"
is the reason he’s done with me.
fuck this. you don’t date someone to be entertained.
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things that are important to men
weighing less than 130 pounds
tiny waist
flat stomach
perky (but not necessarily large) breasts
straight hair (brown or blonde)
skinny thighs
hairless legs, arms, face, vulva
perfect makeup
“sense of humor,” which actually means “she always laughs at my jokes, but doesn’t make any of her own”
things that are not important to...
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"Do Guys Like Natural Redheads?" →
I’m crying. It’s not true. It’s not true. It’s never been true.
an awkward thing is trying to have in-depth...
it’s too hard to both keep your points under 140 characters and not resort to txt spk
Good Film Directors Know How to Make You Look... →
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do you see what the gaming industry has to deal...
this dude on the Rockstar website commented on a description page of their Four Horses of the Apocalypse:
aren’t theese horses in the the bible too? Im pretty sure i have read about them…
oh my god. are you serious? are you actually serious? did you really just ask “aren’t they in the bible too?”
ARE YOU A FUCKING MORON!? (PROTIP: THE ANSWER IS YES.)
Yes, the...
thenerdgirlcometh asked: feeling better about the skating since getting the new wheels?
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OMFG YES MMMBOP JUST CAME ON THE RADIO I'M SO...
MMMBOP DA-BOO-DA DOO-WOP DOOBIE-DA-BOO-DAH DOO-BOP DA-BOO-DAH- DOOOOO
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“I think asking sixteen-year-old pop musicians their thoughts on abortion is...”
– (via shitnoonehaseversaid)
Sixteen-year old WHITE MALE pop musicians at that.
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I actually feel kind of bad for the Biebs. He doesn’t have an opinion, he just says what will get him in the least trouble with fans, his label, and his mom. The allure of the Biebs for those...
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ringding-ovarydestroyers asked: I JUST GOT YOUR VALENTINE IT IS BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD YOU ARE A PERFECT PERSON A+++++
thenerdgirlcometh asked: happy valentine's day! cheer up. i need someone as inspiration!
i love when i answer the phone in the office and...
i’m always like “you called me, who’s this?”
bringthebeards asked: That anon was mean. You are not a bullshit complainer. 1. Tumblr is meant for ranting, especially when something is bothering you. 2. Trolls aren't worth your time or feelings. And I'm not really sure what to tell you about the whole derby thing. I want to tell you to stick with it because you obviously really love it.. but I know what being discouraged feels like, and it's hard to...
ktkatattack replied to your post: got some nice juicy anon hate on my roller derby…
i saw that! how awful. might i suggest starting a workout plan off-skates? you might not be able to keep up b/c you’re not strong enough. just a thought. and i think you’re wonderful so hang in there…for me!
bringthebeards replied to your post: got some nice juicy anon hate on my roller derby…...
got some nice juicy anon hate on my roller derby blog because i feel like shit and a failure.
yes of course, what a fabulous thing to tell someone who feels awful, that they’re full of bull shit and a complainer. bravo, madam. bravo.
thenerdgirlcometh asked: best pen pal ever. just sayin'
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