April 2011
70 posts
tumblin' like a boss
Mom: What are you doing tonight?
Me: You're looking at it.
Apr 30th
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got The Devil representing me twice tonight.
Apr 30th
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got the queen of pentacles again. weird.
Apr 29th
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Why I Like James Cameron (despite much evidence...
I’ve heard a number of accounts that working with James Cameron is somewhat on the crap side. I’ve heard much criticism that his stories are cliche, his movies inordinately expensive (despite having phenominal financial returns, which I personally think makes up for it), and that his plots sexist, ableist, and racist. All of this is probably true, to varying degrees. But that...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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i'm just amazed at how well my new tarot deck...
or else i’m amazed at the human ability to read meaning into things that are 100% random. either one.
Apr 28th
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“Your tea is insipid and your wife is a whore.”
– my ex Aikido sensei while demonstrating sitting kata techniques. it was apparently an example of a traditional Japanese insult. or something. i dunno, it’s been like 2 years since then and it still makes me laugh when i think of it.
Apr 27th
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Lois Lane, Girl Reporter
deantrippe: Here are some notes and images from Lois Lane, Girl Reporter, a pitch for a series of illustrated young adult novels I worked on a few years ago for DC Comics. Story by me, with considerable brainstorming help from my pal John Campbell, and art by Project: Rooftop fan favorite Daniel Krall. My wonderful editor, Chris Cerasi, was a real champion of the series, which we codenamed...
Apr 26th
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Listenyaywewon: robinchan33: You, um, might want to...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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i can't figure out if my new deck is remarkably...
also, stop telling me that my life is going to suck
Apr 25th
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did two readings for myself with my new tarot deck...
first time, the cards didn’t answer the question i asked. i asked about relationships, but everything was about career and finances. they were internally consistent at least, which is good i suppose? second time i asked about relationships again, and apparently my goal is to get totally screwed over? and that’s exactly what i’ll get. they were correct about my general situation,...
Apr 25th
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Dear OK Cupid
I humbly request that you stop recommending guys I went to high school with. They did not want to date me then. I seriously doubt they will want to date me now. Fuck you very much for reminding me why I have always been and always will be Forever Alone, Sara
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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what's up noobs
didja miss me? i know you did. i went to Mohegan Sun and Mystic Seaport for like an overnight trip and i gots cool stuff. like, fudge. and lobster pajama pants. and shower gel. and GLITTER SOAP. sort of. it’s not really soap. it’s like, a cocoa butter bar with glitter in it. for glitter purposes. also i finally got myself a tarot deck. and i won $35 at the casino. thas all.
Apr 24th
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while on the way to the burial from my...
Mom: So I guess Catholics don't do the Nicene Creed?
Me: Which one is that, that's the long one right?
Mom: Yes, that's the long one.
Aunt: They don't do the Nicene Creed at funeral masses at least.
Mom: Oh, maybe that's it.
Me: Which is the other one? I can't remember the name of the other one.
Aunt: The Apostle's Creed.
Mom: Right, the Apostle's Creed.
Me: Well the only creed I follow is the Assassin's Creed.
Apr 21st
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things that piss me off (Dragon Age Edition)
5682)  Templars who punch tied up Qunari that are like 98457 times tougher than he is 5683)  Caves that look exactly like other caves 5684)  Anders’ attitude 5685)  Fenris blue-balling me for 3 years 5686)  Giant Rock Demons that dick around in the mountains and fuck shit up 5687)  Mages that cut off my mom’s head and sew it onto someone else’s body 5688)  Anders’ new voice...
Apr 21st
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dude told me he's seeing someone else for srs now.
not surprised. this shit happens to me all the time. next.
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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indigosound replied to your post: indigosound replied to your post: alright, i read… well, so what? just that, like, who wants to see swords when doing a relationship/love life reading? NOT ME. i want to see a shit ton of CUPS. and like, THE LOVERS. at least i didn’t get the Tower again. story of my life >.<
Apr 19th
indigosound replied to your post: alright, i read for you (in indigosound)!! i tagged it as tarot as kind of a self-promotion thing (because people who look at anything tagged as tarot will find it.) you haven’t minded it being public before, so i just went and did it. is that okay?? i can take it off if need be. there were more disks!…right? nopeeee it was like 75% swords
Apr 19th
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indigosound asked: alright, i read for you (in indigosound)!! i tagged it as tarot as kind of a self-promotion thing (because people who look at anything tagged as tarot will find it.) you haven't minded it being public before, so i just went and did it. is that okay?? i can take it off if need be. <3

and i hope the reading is helpful!
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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watched my first episode of Doctor Who. it was...
i pretty much peed my pants constantly damn that’s good writing slash editing
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Me: Is he wearing Converse?
Becka: Yes. He's so hot.
Me: Yeah. It's weird to me though that he used to be like, an old dude. Like multiple old dudes. And now he's hot. And doesn't he have like, 2 hearts?
Becka: Yes. But he's not human. He's a Time Lord. He's a Lord of Time.
Me: More like he's a Lord of my Panties.
Apr 15th
Apr 14th
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uh, ok. giant mechanical dragon, robot women, and...
Apr 14th
so...it's a fake dinosaur? what, is it a robot or...
Apr 14th
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the dinosaur stole a water pump.
the dinosaur stole a water pump.
Apr 14th
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come on, Holmes. you should know that you can't...
Apr 14th
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i'm sorry, is that a dinosaur? in a Sherlock...
Apr 14th
it takes a very skilled actor to play Sherlock...
this guy’s not that good. at least he’s cute
Apr 14th
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i'm cool
Dad: Hello?
Me: Hi Dad. Is Matt there?
Dad: Hold on.
Matt: Hi?
Me: Matt?
Matt: Yeah.
Me: Are you in the kitchen?
Matt: Yeah.
Me: Do me a favor? Open the fridge and see if it's running?
Matt: Yes.
Me: THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT! *click*
Apr 13th
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"very decent looking" is not a compliment
even moreso when it’s coming from a guy who has some serious issues regarding power dynamics in sex. and doesn’t know what third wave feminism is. and thinks Jezebel is a book.
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Listenmermaid-lagoon: Within You - David Bowie How...
Apr 12th
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“So i called u on break to tell u the story about how I closed the night before...”
– friend of a friend on Facebook
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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joshiepickles asked: Keeper. haha
Apr 11th
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i texted the guy i’m currently sort-of-seeing and was like “argh you ever have One Of Those Days?” (because it’s been One Of Those Days), and he was like “bad or good? because yes.” and then he asked if i wanted to rant. i told him my battery was dying so it’d be later. and his reponse was that that was fine, he was about to have dinner and he’d talk...
Apr 11th
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things that make me wet
men’s roller derby       MEN’S ROLLER DERBY UNFFFFFFFFFF
Apr 10th
“The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.”
– Isak Dinesen (via loveyourchaos)
Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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