June 2011
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
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i had a dream last night where i was back in high school taking a math test, but i had completely forgotten about it and of course i didn’t know shit for shit. and my math teacher somehow was going to let me finish it the next day, so i go home and when i came back the next day i sit down at my desk and instead of the math test there was a message from the Doctor telling me to not react or...
May 31st
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idiot-drug-hive-deactivated2013 asked: hi Sara! i don't think i've ever seen your name come up, at least not that i can remember.

i don't think i know what you mean ( . . . someone moved, maybe?) but i'm sorry that it disappointed you.

the phrase "i feel like i need to be on my guard" is pretty uninviting. i've decided that i'm gonna be your tumblefriend anyways,...
May 31st
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eclipsedlove replied to your post: hi! i’m Steven. and i’m bored. :D and you seem like you could be fun. what’s up? hi hun. relax. hv fun. yeah. yeah, i know.
May 31st
idiot-drug-hive-deactivated2013 asked: i generally talk to people i follow on tumblr. yeah. i'm not sure if other people do.

i was following you, you mentioned something about talking to boys, i thought i'd try to start a conversation. no motives.

you seem pretty defensive . . . so, try again?


Hi! I'm Steven! I'm an 18 year old male from Ohio who follows you on...
May 31st
idiot-drug-hive-deactivated2013 asked: i'm saying hi . . . ? like, introducing myself . . . ? and talking to you . . . ?

is that really so weird?
May 31st
idiot-drug-hive-deactivated2013 asked: hi! i'm Steven. and i'm bored. :D

and you seem like you could be fun. what's up?
May 31st
idiot-drug-hive-deactivated2013 asked: do I count as a boy? :O
May 31st
THINGS I DON’T WANT TO DO go to work tomorrow teach old women how to use match.com play bells with the musically incompetent THINGS I WANT TO DO talk to boys roller skate eat tacos
May 31st
ringding-ovarydestroyers asked: I don't see why not
also we decided to go with no shit lit
and hope we don't get flagged or some stupid shit like that
May 31st
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May 31st
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ringding-ovarydestroyers asked: psst do you want to be part of our collab channel too?
May 31st
May 31st
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May 30th
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i can literally feel the dopamine being released...
i think i’m addicted. still.
May 27th
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i kind of wish i had a boyfriend...because i...
it doesn’t mean what you think it means. well. not entirely.
May 27th
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May 27th
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Russel Ditches Uncharted →
rockman1: Best news I’ve heard out of Hollywood in a long time. Now we don’t have to worry about this guy shitting on Uncharted presumably with Mark Wahlberg as Nathan Drake (I like Marky Mark, but that would have been horrific casting). Now, to get a director on board who actually knows the franchise and wants Nathan Fillion as Nathan Drake. THERE IS A GOD
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Listen The men up there don’t like a lot of...
May 25th
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Anonymous asked: would you mind talking about your sexual fantasy, then? :)
May 25th
Anonymous asked: up for some TMI Tuesday? :)

how much have you paid for a pair of shoes?
how often do you masturbate?
if you could live in fairy tale, which one would it be?
do you watch porn? if yeah, what's your favorite kind?
favorite soul singer?
do you have a favorite sexual fantasy?

(i thought your rant on Belle was hilarious btw)
May 25th
May 25th
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May 25th
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the more i think about it, the more i decide that...
sorry, but not everyone has the luxury of reading all day. some people in your “provincial little town” have to work so that everyone ELSE in the town can have bread, or clothes, or wagon axles. if you stopped by any time other than morning rush hour, i’m sure the baker would LOVE to tell you about his favorite fairy tales to tell his kids. but i guess she still hasn’t...
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
can someone please explain to me the point of Philip the Missionary’s subplot? because besides serving as compensatory eye candy and maybe pandering to a religious audience, i cannot for the life of me figure out why he was so hard to kill.
May 23rd
eep i forgot how much fun puzzle pirates was
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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major compositional aspects of my personal style...
swearing oversimplification non-standard syntax casual tone swearing use of spoken language form appearance of candidness/lack of editing exaggeration satire, cynicism, disdain irreverence fucking swearing
May 20th
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ringding-ovarydestroyers asked: Hey guess what
I showed my mom the Give Me The Short Version blog
And she said it's absolute genius
A+
May 20th
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do you know what just came up on my Pandora...
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
May 19th
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ahhh sunshiney day. i feel much better today.
i want to play Chrononauts something fierce. also whenever my sister says “something fierce” she says she thinks of tacking a bear onto whatever it was she was talking about. so basically i want to play Chrononauts with a bear.
May 19th
nope, not even chocolate is cheering me up right...
because it is chocolate left over from Chanukah that a teacher left in her classroom and was like “hum de dum let me leave this shit until the end of the year to take out of my classroom and give to Sara to put away” as opposed to getting it out of there promptly like you’re freaking supposed to also it is pouring like billio outside jesus christ on a unicycle
May 18th
i'm having one of those weeks where my cynicism is...
 i was going to play Portal 2 or Dragon Age 2 when i get home but maybe it’s a bad idea, all things considered
May 18th
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things that piss me off (Relationship Advice...
3265) the 10 point rating system used as a screening process for determining which women are considered attractive and are therefore human and eligible to be hit on, versus which women are hideous troll beasts and are therefore deserving of scorn, vitriol and mockery. 3266) when, in an attempt to not hurt my feelings (as if there’s any more damage that can possibly be done to them), people...
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: i'm a different anon than the one that made the assumption, and how am i trolling you and being a jerk? i just want to know the answers. not to be a perv, just out of curiosity. different people have different stories to how they started being the way they are sexually. it fascinates me.
May 18th
ktkatattack replied to your post: same anon from last week can i get the answers to those questions now? damn i kind of wish i had a pervy anon. normally this would be the part where i’d say “no you don’t” but honestly i don’t really care. at this point i’m being obstinate because 1) i’m offended that they made the same assumption everyone does about...
May 18th
Anonymous asked: same anon from last week
can i get the answers to those questions now?
May 18th
thenerdgirlcometh asked: omg i lurve you! thanks for the letter. it made me feel all warm and squishy.
May 16th
this blog troll-free since:
May 10, 2011
May 12th
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May 12th
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can i just talk about my face for a minute here
specifically the magic that is Lush’s Ocean Salt scrub and Coalface soap? my face has literally never felt this clean. it’s like baby angels descended from heaven on a pillowy fluffy cloud. and washed my face. and now my face is smooth and soft as the bottom of one of those baby angels. AND my face does not smell like a baby’s bottom either. so wins all around. thank you Lush,...
May 12th
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May 12th
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Anonymous asked: but that means having to wait a WHOLE nother week
May 11th