A Bitch from OkCupid Turns Down a World Champion... →
HOW DO I GET HIM TO MESSAGE ME ALSO I DID NOT ACCIDENTALLY TYPE “MASSAGE” THE FIRST TIME. NOPE.
tales of a wannabe rollergirl and super nerd: i... →
ktkatattack: i hate everything about this girl. i swear this girl is trying to ruin my life. here’s the thing…nerd girls have cultivated their style from years of awkwardness, body issues and being blind. then a girl like this comes along. she’s taking the nerd girl look and, of course, doing it better than… yes hello this is my life
back from Disney!
did not make out with Aladdin did, however, have some hilarious misadventures i will tell everyone who cares aka nobody aka all of Tumblr as soon as i have slept my ass off and got a few minutes to breathe
leaving for Disney in the morning
and if i’m lucky and continue on this badass slut streak i will have photos of me making out with Aladdin to show you on Friday
and thus i went 3 out of 3 in the makeouts...
presented without comment
still a slut, still proud of myself, go me
let’s go for three out of three tomorrow, eh?
another very important update in my life is that the gym was closed due to water damage from flooding from the storms over the weekend so i haven’t been to the gym in like a week and i’m all paranoid that all my weight is going to come back and that would be utter shite
for a second i was like “hey i should totally tag along to my brother’s computer science classes and learn programming etc etc, i can totes get away with it i’ll just sit in the back of the class and learn and i won’t be on the roster or nothing so it would be a FREE class in a useful thing i really should learn” but then i realized that i would stick out like a sore...
hi tumblr guess what i'm kind of a slut now :D
that awkward moment when the character you wrote...
but he’s still a huge jerk anyway
hey here's a cool thing to do when you can't...
a 34-year-old guy is maybe sort of hitting on me
he was behind me in line at Five Guys on Saturday after Ren Faire and he asked me if i was going to a costume party. he did not set off all my creeper alarms because i thought he was married. he IM’d me on OKCupid tonight. because i uploaded a photo of me in my Ren Faire costume and he recognized me. and like i chatted with him because he was decent but like. he’s 11 years older than...
bringthebeards replied to your post: finally convinced my girlfriends to go out for happy hour drinks and they are insisting i find a place with “good cheap specials” Ugh you tell them that I tell them to womanup and stop drinking those baby drinks and CHUG SOME BEER. CHUG IT UNTIL THEY LIKE IT. CHUG IT UNTIL SOMEONE SAYS “would you like an appletini?” AND THEIR FIRST RESPONSE IS...
finally convinced my girlfriends to go out for...
THE ONLY THING 2FER TUESDAYS APPLIES TO IS DOMESTIC BOTTLED BEER. NOT COSMOS. NOT SEX ON THE BEACH. CRAPPY BEER. WHICH YOU DO NOT DRINK. WHY IS IT MY RESPONSIBILITY TO FIND BARS FOR YOU. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO DRINKS BEER AND I’M FINE WITH THESE SPECIALS.
Nerdcore Rap by meeeeee
Let me tell ya’ a little story about the other night, I was out on the quad playin’ on my DS Lite Tryin’ to help an ace attorney by the name of Phoenix Wright I see this glow, kinda catch it out the corner of my sight I see it red and looming, comes up fast, looks like a Light Cycle, it’s the Robot Devil lookin’ for a fight. He screeches to a stop and jumps off the bike to land Wearin’ the look...
is anyone interested in seeing the lyrics from my...
How I Got Rid of a Cute-but-Boring Surfer
Dude: "do you have some more pics you could send"
Dude: "or a cam"
Me: "oh now i remember why i didn't have you on my buddy list."
Me: "because you didn't even pretend to be interested in talking to me at all."
Dude: *never heard from again*
How I Joined the Harem of a Dead Gay Playwright
went to NY Renaissance Faire today, which was lovely and fantabulous and i looked smokin’ hot but that’s not the point of this story. so the SUPER hot guy who played Robin Hood last year was Will Shakespeare this year (very much a promotion, imho). and at the Fool’s Stage they took the play-within-a-play of Pyramus and Thisby from Midsummer and just played it straight up. super...
ok cool he thinks i'm awesome for not pussyfooting...
Me: so not to be forward or anything
Me: actually that's a lie i don't even care about being forward
Me: but are you gonna ask me out here or what
it's a shame that i'm so unfortunate looking. i'm...
bringthebeards replied to your photo: my new nooooose piercing gaaaah I had my nose pierced I cried like a baby. AND I had to get it redone because it popped out!? haha I have a feeling you’re better at piercings that me. I sent you a letter today!! That’s all I have to say :D wait did i know you had your nose pierced? i don’t think i did! seriously, this one hurt like a BITCH. way more...
ktkatattack replied to your post: i’m out of state for 2 weeks and they start up a new roller derby league in the next county. and you’re going to join, correct? i don’t know. i don’t think so. it’s farther away from me, and i’m really not sure what’s going on in terms of the people who are running it. it looks like an alternative league for women who have left...
i'm out of state for 2 weeks and they start up a...
back on the grid, clean, scraped up, exhausted,...
crashing right now. have a lot of tumblin’ to catch up on later.