April 2012
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beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
oh dear. my job future is clearly in more jeopardy than i thought.
March 2012
26 posts
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oh my god
the wikpedia page on Snack Foods has a list of Girl Scout cookies
and lists Samosas as one of the cookies.
SAMOSAS.
“Let’s think about this for a minute. Of course it’s his penis. If...”
– still more God of War
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“Minotaurs aren’t made out of rocks. Last I checked.”
– me, to my boyfriend re: God of War
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i'm really not that technologically amazing
which is why i feel simultaneously importantawesome and embarrassed when the older ladies working the nursery school are like “Sara you’re so good with computers” when all I do is change their document margins, print labels and settings-shoot Facebook.
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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voldy92:
my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000
like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago
then I realize it was actually 17
THIS IS EVEN MORE AWKWARD WHEN YOU’RE FAKE-OLD
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Professor asked what Europeans/Americans took from...
seriouslyamerica:
In a class of 20 people, TWO of us said “people.” The rest said “slaves.”
Euro-centric white supremacist education, everyone.
EDIT: The only other person who said “people” is from Botswana. The majority of the people in the class were white dudebros.
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Expand the Unconsumption Project
unconsumption:
newschallenge:
1. What do you propose to do? [20 words]
Expand Unconsumption’s capacity to serve as a resource for sharing stories and ideas about creative reuse and mindful consumption.
2. Is anyone doing something like this now and how is your project different? [30 words]
Not that we’re aware of. The Unconsumption project is unique: it’s an all-volunteer enterprise advancing...
i just spent 40 minutes looking at fonts →
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Yahoo Ask about how to become a vampire →
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“oh my god what is this i don’t understand how to walk in here. i’m...”
– my brother while playing the Quarian mission in some kind of rotating spacetube
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you know how all the “treasure” in Dragon Age 2 is stuff like pouch of pebbles, and wet incense and bit of frayed rope and rusty spoon? i have a mental image of Hawke lugging around this giant burlap sack of complete garbage, and every time Hawke goes to a merchant she dumps it out on the counter and they’re just kind of humoring her by buying all this crap.
and then finally one...
is my birthday today! :D
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L.A. Noire can suck my clit
i don’t care if being racist and sexist is “accurate to the time period.” that is not an excuse. i do not like playing as the Great White Avenger, i do not like serial murderer cases with half-assed explanations that leave too many plot holes, and i am SICK TO DEATH of women being used as plot pawns. the women in this game are either 1) throw away witnesses 2) naked sexualized...
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i have some very strong opinions about the...
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Me: My girlfriends told me I have to lay down the law on this and it is pretty much part of your job to be my date to this wedding. So I'm putting my foot down. You're coming.
Boyfriend: I said I would go.
Me: Oh. Well. Then, good. That's settled.
My Dad: That conversation went well.
